Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
The laundry list......
>Why is Meredith complaining about how often everybody posts, when she rarely puts up anything new? Come on Mer!
>When we look back on it, does any of the events of the last week really surprise us? She was arrested and her name is different than anything we ever heard.
>Are stupid people naturally lucky? You think about it, there are a lot of lucky, stupid people.
>I am watching "Cops" and hookers in real life are ugly, why are they knockouts on TV shows? What happened to truth in advertising?
>Is Tyler going to have a big breakfast in the morning to celebrate 1 week as a free man?
>I don't want to be around Beth if she does not have DMD. Good luck Billy.
>I can not fix a table that is in Richmond from Tuscaloosa!
>What could I do for a living if I lived in Mexico?
>When we look back on it, does any of the events of the last week really surprise us? She was arrested and her name is different than anything we ever heard.
>Are stupid people naturally lucky? You think about it, there are a lot of lucky, stupid people.
>I am watching "Cops" and hookers in real life are ugly, why are they knockouts on TV shows? What happened to truth in advertising?
>Is Tyler going to have a big breakfast in the morning to celebrate 1 week as a free man?
>I don't want to be around Beth if she does not have DMD. Good luck Billy.
>I can not fix a table that is in Richmond from Tuscaloosa!
>What could I do for a living if I lived in Mexico?
Sunday, July 5, 2009
What a difference a day makes!
Friday, July 3, 2009
What an F-ing week.....
This week has not been fun.
I have known for a while that things where I work were not going well but last week everyone just threw up their hands and said "We give up".
The real problem is not that I don't have a job right this second, but that being used to having a place to go every morning, I don't know what to do with myself. How do you sit at home and look like you are busy enough. At times you just leave so the wife doesn't feel like she has to dust around you.
The good news is that there is a really good chance that I will be hired to finish the job that I was on. The owner and the firm that is in charge of the inspecting of the job want me to finish it. For that I am grateful but these things take a long time to do went you are sitting on your plump backside at home.
I have learned something this week, you really need to be someone with a title. Look at the job openings that are around, Needed Biofeedback Control Auto Industrial Engineer, I don't even know what the hell that is. I know how to do the dirty, unsexy, hot, backbreaking crap that the BCAI Engineer needs done before he gets there. Apparently there are too many of us, or anybody can do that.
So here is the plan, "Grandson, you need a title. "But what will I do Big Wayne?" "It doesn't matter son, get a title to put on the resume. You will be fine."
O.K., all kidding aside, I have always said that a person that wants to work and can work, will not be out of work for long. I still believe that. We will put it to the test and find out. I have sent out many resumes and told everyone that the territory from San Antonio to Richmond is open to me.
All of this and the fact that Obama is in charge gives me great hope. Bye, I have to go take my medication.
I have known for a while that things where I work were not going well but last week everyone just threw up their hands and said "We give up".
The real problem is not that I don't have a job right this second, but that being used to having a place to go every morning, I don't know what to do with myself. How do you sit at home and look like you are busy enough. At times you just leave so the wife doesn't feel like she has to dust around you.
The good news is that there is a really good chance that I will be hired to finish the job that I was on. The owner and the firm that is in charge of the inspecting of the job want me to finish it. For that I am grateful but these things take a long time to do went you are sitting on your plump backside at home.
I have learned something this week, you really need to be someone with a title. Look at the job openings that are around, Needed Biofeedback Control Auto Industrial Engineer, I don't even know what the hell that is. I know how to do the dirty, unsexy, hot, backbreaking crap that the BCAI Engineer needs done before he gets there. Apparently there are too many of us, or anybody can do that.
So here is the plan, "Grandson, you need a title. "But what will I do Big Wayne?" "It doesn't matter son, get a title to put on the resume. You will be fine."
O.K., all kidding aside, I have always said that a person that wants to work and can work, will not be out of work for long. I still believe that. We will put it to the test and find out. I have sent out many resumes and told everyone that the territory from San Antonio to Richmond is open to me.
All of this and the fact that Obama is in charge gives me great hope. Bye, I have to go take my medication.
Monday, June 29, 2009
The New Driving Test...
Qustion 1: There exist multiple lanes on interstate roadways. The far left lane is for...
a) the use of motorist that have a long way to go. No special purpose or need for getting there just a long way to go.
b) anyone to use so that they can get a better view of the grass on the left side of the road. People with handicap plates are encouraged to use the far left lane.
c) people who have a purpose in their driving. They have somewhere to be and a time to be there. They drive the same on or off of their phone. Their car is capable of going fast and they are capable of controlling it. These people check their rear view mirror to see if some other person of their species is attempting to use the left lane so they can move over and allow passage.
The answer is (c).
If you did not get the correct answer please feel free to attempt to get the right answer in your retest, that will be in 10 years, until then please ride a bike.
a) the use of motorist that have a long way to go. No special purpose or need for getting there just a long way to go.
b) anyone to use so that they can get a better view of the grass on the left side of the road. People with handicap plates are encouraged to use the far left lane.
c) people who have a purpose in their driving. They have somewhere to be and a time to be there. They drive the same on or off of their phone. Their car is capable of going fast and they are capable of controlling it. These people check their rear view mirror to see if some other person of their species is attempting to use the left lane so they can move over and allow passage.
The answer is (c).
If you did not get the correct answer please feel free to attempt to get the right answer in your retest, that will be in 10 years, until then please ride a bike.
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