Do you know Jackson?

The other day Jackson called me.

Here is the conversation:

J:I'm going to sign a contract to play ball in Georgia for the summer.

Me: Whoa, tell me about it. What does it cost? Where in Georgia?

J: I don't know. I don't know.

Me: Where will you stay? Who pays for travel?

J: I think we stay with families, and I don't know.

Me: Before you do this let me check on it, we need to know about the level of instuction, expenses, where do you play, a lot of stuff.

J: OK but I want to send this in before 2

I look at my watch and it is 12:30.

Now all of you people look at the pictures of me before I had children and with a straight face ask why I have changed so much.